Isn't there a form for everything?
Here's the... Officially Silly Spanking Request Form
To be used prior to all spanking sessions…or else.
Please fill in in triplicate and use black ink. No lah de dah pink fluoro pens, or smart-ass white ink or the moderator will deal with your ass.
Method of spanking(Tick relevant section):
Over the knee Over the table Over the igloo (for Cherise Sinclair fans only please)
Whilst running damn fast (only for experienced subs and Doms)
Bare-handed Vampire glove (ouchies)
With something from the kitchen drawer that's NOT still got lasagna on it
Date intended for spanking:
Christmas Day -- please ensure mandatory Santa Claus costume is available
Easter time -- either the spanker or spankee must wear a bunny costume, with the ears still on. For the safety of all participants the Spanker must also register a below .05 level of chocolate in the blood.
Extra equipment: Rope Fluffy pink cuffs Rubber chicken Hamster
That sexy guy who delivered the pizza last week
Desired color of Ass: light pink burgundy purple nuclear-orange with green dinosaur shapes
Size of de ass: Size of the butt plug (if any):
If there's a discrepancy between the size of de ass and the butt plug size, please get a second opinion.
Intended force: Feather duster Bit Harder Big Whack Yes, just there only a bit higher
Damn, that HURT and I'm gonna sue you blind
Any sub filling in the name of their Dom under any 'ass' related sections please refer to
Form 2B: The Bratty sub Punishment form
Duration: (more than 20 mins and we call the fire brigade…so they can watch…and maybe some other uniformed guys, but only if they’re damn hawt, and bare-chested. Phew. It is hot in here. Take off those pants, sir and…) Ahem, continuing.
Signed (the Husband, Wife, Master, Dom/me in charge):