Which of us wins? :P
Here's mine. Make up some more for me, please...please, please :)
Kinky - when you use a feather to tickle your partner
Fetish - when you use a chicken instead of a feather
Albatross - what you use when the chicken has a headache
Blow job - how to make a guy love you
Voyeur - when hubs drills a hole in the neighbor's wall
Exhibitionist - when the neighbor waves back
Erection - what husbands get when they use hammer and nails.
Shibari - Macramé for men
Dildo - Bilbo's hard-up cousin
Cunnilingus - tongue twister for linguists
And, fill in the blank: When a woman says a vibrator is better than a guy's tongue, she just hasn't met the right ........ yet.
And here's a link to Leia's blog. http://leiashaw.blogspot.com.au/2012/04/fun-with-erotic-words.html
Tell us who wins...but seriously Leia's clues suck. I'm kind to her though, I pat her daily and say soothing words.
Darn it, she has more clues. Evil woman.