Leia Shaw and I started throwing out clues for an erotic crossword on Facebook after we were asked to make some up. It's duelling blogs and clues at dawn, or sunset, or something.
Which of us wins? :P
Here's mine. Make up some more for me, please...please, please :)
Kinky - when you use a feather to tickle your partner
Fetish - when you use a chicken instead of a feather
Albatross - what you use when the chicken has a headache
Blow job - how to make a guy love you
Voyeur - when hubs drills a hole in the neighbor's wall
Exhibitionist - when the neighbor waves back
Erection - what husbands get when they use hammer and nails.
Shibari - Macramé for men
Dildo - Bilbo's hard-up cousin
Cunnilingus - tongue twister for linguists
And, fill in the blank: When a woman says a vibrator is better than a guy's tongue, she just hasn't met the right ........ yet.
Answer: tongue
And here's a link to Leia's blog. http://leiashaw.blogspot.com.au/2012/04/fun-with-erotic-words.html
Tell us who wins...but seriously Leia's clues suck. I'm kind to her though, I pat her daily and say soothing words.
Darn it, she has more clues. Evil woman.
Which of us wins? :P
Here's mine. Make up some more for me, please...please, please :)
Kinky - when you use a feather to tickle your partner
Fetish - when you use a chicken instead of a feather
Albatross - what you use when the chicken has a headache
Blow job - how to make a guy love you
Voyeur - when hubs drills a hole in the neighbor's wall
Exhibitionist - when the neighbor waves back
Erection - what husbands get when they use hammer and nails.
Shibari - Macramé for men
Dildo - Bilbo's hard-up cousin
Cunnilingus - tongue twister for linguists
And, fill in the blank: When a woman says a vibrator is better than a guy's tongue, she just hasn't met the right ........ yet.
Answer: tongue
And here's a link to Leia's blog. http://leiashaw.blogspot.com.au/2012/04/fun-with-erotic-words.html
Tell us who wins...but seriously Leia's clues suck. I'm kind to her though, I pat her daily and say soothing words.
Darn it, she has more clues. Evil woman.
