John Beastwood, my hero, is all alpha male. He's a cross between Clint Eastwood and the Beast from the Beauty and the Beast. Even though he abducts women and drags them down to his lair for some kinky, by the underground lake, sex, he's a romantic at heart and full to the tippy top with unrequited love.
Alpha male - CHECK
Cowboy - CHECK
Tentacle sex? - ummm, a squishy CHECK.