Official Spanking Request Form

Isn't there a form for everything?
Here's the...                     Officially Silly Spanking Request Form

To be used prior to all spanking sessions…or else.

Please fill in in triplicate and use black ink. No lah de dah pink fluoro pens, or smart-ass white ink or the moderator will deal with your ass.

Spankee:                               Spanker:

Method of spanking(Tick relevant section):

Over the knee                Over the table                Over the igloo (for Cherise Sinclair fans only please)

Whilst running damn fast (only for experienced subs and Doms)

Bare-handed                        Vampire glove (ouchies)

With something from the kitchen drawer that's NOT still got lasagna on it

Date intended for spanking:

Christmas Day -- please ensure mandatory Santa Claus costume is available

Easter time -- either the spanker or spankee must wear a bunny costume, with the ears still on. For the safety of all participants the Spanker must also register a below .05 level of chocolate in the blood.

Extra equipment:     Rope           Fluffy pink cuffs              Rubber chicken            Hamster

                                                That sexy guy who delivered the pizza last week

Desired color of Ass: light pink   burgundy   purple   nuclear-orange with green dinosaur shapes 

Size of de ass:                      Size of the butt plug (if any):

If there's a discrepancy between the size of de ass and the butt plug size, please get a second opinion.

Intended force:     Feather duster   Bit Harder      Big Whack    Yes, just there only a bit higher

                                       Damn, that HURT and I'm gonna sue you blind

Any sub filling in the name of their Dom under any 'ass' related sections please refer to
Form 2B: The Bratty sub Punishment form

Duration:                  (more than 20 mins and we call the fire brigade…so they can watch…and maybe some other uniformed guys, but only if they’re damn hawt, and bare-chested. Phew. It is hot in here. Take off those pants, sir and…)             Ahem, continuing.            

Signed (the Husband, Wife, Master, Dom/me in charge):