Squirm on sale for RT in New Orleans week!

In honor of RT week in New Orleans, and to distract all those conference goers from drinking and partying, tsk tsk, I've lowered the price of Squirm to 99c.

Get your tentacle fix on and find out something new, like how many tentacles does it take to hold a woman still, why do bikers smell so good, how come the price of garden gnomes has gone through the roof, and that other universal question that everyone wants answered, why is life a bowl of tentacles if you're Virginia Chaste.

A parody of everything great and weird in erotic romance that could be stuffed into one book without it exploding.

For some girls, one tentacle isn't enough.

Having a bad day isn't good but when Virginia Chaste has a bad day, she gets felt up by a tentacle monster. If it simply has to happen, let it at least be a billionaire and a hot biker.

Virginity isn't all it's cracked up to be and her search for the Holy Grail of Erotic Romance, the ten inch purple-headed schlong, may have finally borne fruit.

Yeehaw! Playing hide the tentacle has never been so much fun.

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